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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

It's not that I don't give a f*ck

You startled me and almost caused an accident,you *ssh*le!

I was driving with my kids on our way over to my mum's. As I was exiting the highway, a traffic police officer was making a lot of noise while flailing his left arm around. I honestly did not know what he wanted me to do.

Pull over and miss my exit? Stop the car completely and block the cars he was escorting from exiting?

There were 3 exits. I was going into the middle exit and his douchebag entourage were exiting on my right. So,those idiots in the black cars behind the car he was escorting decided to not let me make my exit.

We almost collided. Almost. Do these people not know how to drive? If it was a straight road, I wouldn't have bothered because I never speed when driving my kids.

It's a fucking exit! It has single lanes! So, HELL NO would I have missed my exit! And, in case you weren't aware of the situation, stopping the car completely would have caused an accident! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!