Most of the time, they don't get into trouble with their parents. Not me. I was and always will be a horrible liar.
I can't stop laughing just thinking about it.
I once told Shu to hide in my cupboard coz Kak Yah was coming to my room to clean and while I was trying to think of what to say to her, he didn't budge. Kak Yah saw him in my room and was shocked. I told her casually that nothing happened and that he was just helping me out with something. Why didn't he go into my cupboard? Coz my cat Fei Mao was there in my cupboard. Yes, she can be condescending at times. She was giving Shu the "Don't even think about it" look.
We spent a lot of our afternoons at the park with my dad and brothers. Sometimes just playing badminton or running or rugby or whatever. Most times, we'd get really tired. One morning, I was supposed to wake Shu up. He was sleeping in the guest bedroom downstairs. I was so tired. I went into the room and tried to wake him up and then fell asleep right next to him on the bed. The door was wide open. Then, I heard my mum coming downstairs so I got up quickly. I must have been extra stupid that morning coz as she was getting her things on the dining table getting ready to go out, she saw me waltzing out from the guest bedroom. She looked horrified. Again, I told her to calm down coz nothing happened.
I think the worst thing that happened was when I fought with my dad and he kicked me out. I was staying with Shu the whole time but the lie we told was that I was living with some female friends of his in their apartment. My mum never believed us but she played along just so that I wouldn't get killed by my dad. The dumbest thing that happened was that while we were shopping for stuff (like towels and pillows and stuff) we bumped into my sister and her boyfriend at the time who was Naim.
2 weeks before our reception (after getting married) we were playing badminton with my dad at the park. That old man has no chill. He'd play like this was some competition and he smashed the shuttlecock into my eyeball. His friend was yelling at him asking if he was trying to kill me. My dad got more yelling from my mum at home coz I was supposed to not get injured for my upcoming wedding reception.
*Note to Shu* NO, I won't ask or bring up anything about any of this to my mum ever again coz I don't think she has the energy to care :p
