Why are they always placed so conveniently in my life?
Rude, judgemental and irrational people.
This is how you should raise your kids.
You should contribute more to charity than spending money on holidays and nonsense.
Why do you need more than one house?
You really should eat healthy, organic stuff. You should spend more time learning religion instead of watching TV.
Why do you always wear the same thing?
The answer to all of these questions would be :-
Because FUCK YOU :)